Seaman Sponge

A classy Seaman Receptacle.

I’m not a cum bucket…but a classy Seaman Sponge Receptacle.

by Breadfat August 5, 2022

seamen proctor

a man who likes men and Gorillaz

Jimmy:your such a seamen proctor
sawyer:thanks babe<3

by not seamen proctor September 1, 2022

Seaman Oil Change

The act in which an individual, preforming oral sex on a male partner, proceeds to use their breath to force the ejaculate back into the male's penis.

My friend Johnny Runescape told me about the time his girlfriend gave him a seaman Oil change. Says his balls have hurt since.

by Johnny Runescape October 27, 2022

Seasonal Ratchet Disorder

A condition by which an individual is adversely affected by winter weather conditions resulting in atypical ratchet and/or promiscuous sexual behavior.

It's only November and I see that Seasonal Ratchet Disorder is in full effect.

Do you have Seasonal Ratchet Disorder or is this just a regular thing?

by mn1234 November 6, 2022

Semonic

One who produces demonic amounts of semen. A Semen Demon, if you will.

Fuck a god i'm a semen demon.
a semon if you will, semonic even

by uwusauce November 21, 2022

Season you

To season someone means to pepper spray them since pepper is a type of seasoning

Person: Don't mess with me or I'm gonna season your eyes.
Bully: Don't be a wimp. Fight me if you dare.
Person: * proceeds to pepper spray the bully's eyes*

by @gigachad December 16, 2022

Season you

To season someone means to pepper spray them since pepper is a type of seasoning

Person: Don't mess with me or I'm gonna season your eyes.
Bully: Don't be a wimp. Fight me if you dare.
Person: * proceeds to pepper spray the bully's eyes*

by @gigachad December 16, 2022