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double finger roll 

A dangerous sex move that was discovered on October 11, 1997 and in honor of that day every month on the 11th is a day of celebration for the double finger roll. It is very dangerous and can lead to death. Only a few men came out alive and everyone else died within 23.6 seconds of the sexual technique. This sex move is a secret and is not to be spread around.
Yo did you do the double finger roll to that hooker last night?

fuck yeah man.

Dude your a fucking gorilla that shit is dangerous.
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date roll 

australian slang for toilet paper. from the slang words date (ass), and roll (toilet paper). used heavily during the depression and both word wars by the aussie digger and battler.
Shazza: hey did Bazza bring the date roll
Dazza: i dont know
date roll by splinter barberino January 9, 2006
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fig roll 

A fine biscuit to have with a nice cup of tea, with the added bonus that they contain all the figgy goodness you need for a healthy lower gut. Due to the biscuity exterior it is never used for figging.
"Say Jimmy, what's that your noshing on?"
"A fig roll, they're divine"
fig roll by Curious Gregor July 24, 2006

Rock 'n' Roll Soldiers

Probably the best thing to ever come out of Eugene, Oregon. Noted by intriguing and well created lyrics.
Dude, did you hear "Funny Little Feeling" by the Rock 'n' Roll Soldiers?

Ohio Pork roll

the process of receiving oral pleasures from a female, whilst consuming a Baconator from Wendy's.
This girl was giving me an Ohio pork roll last night, she thought she had it bad when i got bacon grease in her hair, little did she know that would the least of her worries when it came to foreign liquids in her hair.
Ohio Pork roll by Thepaul15 December 20, 2008

Tootsie Roll in the Valley 

When your partner is on her back and you're titty fucking her, you accidentally shit on her stomach.
I was TF'in my girl last night and straining to get a nut when I accidentally left a tootsie roll in the valley.

Butt Roll 

Akin to the "Rick Roll"; the practice of surreptitiously sending a video link to Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" under the guise of something more important, conversationally relevant or tasteful.

The Butt Roll instead sends a link to Samwell's "What What (In the Butt)"
" Last day on my job, I'm going to Butt Roll the whole office with a "work related message from the CEO"!"
Butt Roll by soendsvalentine April 16, 2008