Science retard

A scientifically illiterate person. One who doesn't have basic understanding of, or denies, scientific facts.

A creationist, flat-Earther, or geocentrist.

That science retard doesn't seem to know the most basic scientific concepts.

The science retards claimed the Earth was only 6,000 years old!

Alexander said the Sun goes around the Earth. What a science retard!

Those science retards are discussing how man and dinosaur lived together. Idiots!

Science retard by Science lover:) August 21, 2012

ok buddy retard 

a phrase commonly said on roblox when someone trys to say drumpf is a good president. My brother drank the juice mom uses to clesn the toilet and now hes laying down and wont wake up what do i do before mom gets home

lighting mcqueen: I'm going to rape donald trump

obama: Ok buddy retard

ok buddy retard by break da law November 8, 2018

Redbox Retard 

A person whom goes to the Redbox movie rental machine and...

1. Either takes abotut 20 minutes to decided on one movie choice.
2. Does not know how to use the Redbox machine and takes about 20 minutes to figure it out.
3. Keeps insisting that a movie is available when Reedbox says its not available.

Lynn: Jim, did you get the movie i wanted to watch from the Redbox?

Jim: No, there was a Redbox Retard trying to decided a movie and the line was starting to warp around the builiding.

Redbox Retard by jspearx3 August 10, 2009

Registered Retard (RR) 

Usually the dumbest of the friend group. Mouth is always open even when not talking. Calls themself a god, alpha, a dog; but usually the runt of the litter.

My coworker is a genuine registered retard (RR), can’t close a deal for his life.

Registered Retard (RR) by JayThePlug January 1, 2022

Crap idiot retard 

A term used when you are so angry that all that comes out is a bunch of words you find to be insulting.

god damnit you crap idiot retard

Crap idiot retard by carcus4 February 26, 2011

jesus retard 

A person raised by bible thumping religious fanatics who is incapable of creating a complete sentence without using the words "jesus", "god", "sinner", "salvation," or "amen."

An unbalanced individual who speaks of jesus in such an intimate manner that it becomes uncomfortable to the point you want to vomit then they show you thier jesus tattoo.

A coworker who feels he is ordained by god to leave religious material in the bathrooms, lunchroom, the bulletin boards and your desk.

The cute girl at work that you at one time you briefly considered joining her church in hopes of banging her but decided it would be too wierd to hear her screaming for jesus while you do her. Whose desk looks like an altar and ends every sentence with the phrase "jesus loves you!"

The creepy neighbor who waits for you too come home every day so they can tell you they spent the day praying for your salvation and that your girlfriend is a wanton slut who sleeps in satan's bed.

Office worker 1: "Who put all the religious crap all over the bathroom?"
Office worker 2: "That's Justin's doing, the creepy guy from the mail room with the jesus tattoo."
Office worker 1: "I should kick his ass!"
Office worker 2: "It would not do any good, he would just ask god to forgive you, he's a jesus retard."

jesus retard by jsd9632 October 20, 2012

The Internet's Retard Brother 

Myspace

Myspace is the internet's retard brother.

The Internet's Retard Brother by weavesteve October 18, 2008