Queef

a rank smelling gust of air

I queefed in my boyfriends face. I hope he didnt hear it.

by dundlegrundleberrycherry February 25, 2003

Queef

A *bad word* calling someone a name

Person 1: *says somthing dumb*
Person 2: "Your such a Queef!"

by :-------) June 29, 2005

queefer bubble

When your friend acts like a nimrod and doesn't know what is going on. Similar to the sound of a queef.

" You queefer bubble, you don't know what you're talking about."

by danij May 30, 2006

Queef

The passing of gas

Who queefed?
or past tence who qifed

by Anonymous April 11, 2003

queef

girl who tries to rent your apartment for $50 when the pro rated amount is really $200. And that's a queef. Also known as a stupid little bitch. You could call her that too.

Marrissa: I'm only going to pay you $50
Allie: You fucking queef! You are not a good match because you are a little bitch!
Marrissa: Don't call me a bitch..
Allie: Alright, you're being a little queef...

by marrissaisawhore June 12, 2006

Queef

fart out the vagina. mainly if the ass is being banged, so the fart has no where else to go, thus queefing.

jane had my dick up her ass, therefore she could not fart. no other choice, she queefed.

by butthole jones October 30, 2008

queef

a vaginal sneeze, that sounds like a toot, but really you got too much fucking air in your wizard hole *-*

during sex:

girl: -queefs-
guy: DAYUM GURL DID UR POOSAY JUST TOOT. YA NASTY. *flies to canada*

by sprinklesandshits_ January 25, 2014