greasy potato

A person of low intelligence and easily offended. Oftentimes they believe they are smart and being offended proves it.

I called this girl a greasy potato after she said she was offended by my hatred of lawn gnomes. She said it was offensive to Norwegians.

by comradegrizzly August 2, 2023

potato digger

A group of groupies who are semi-attractive to very attractive who fall for the current teenage heartthrob.

Here is a hello to all you potato diggers.

by Shaggyjumpsuit June 19, 2016

potato server

Potato server is a server with bad quality

Guy1: "Uplay servers sucks"
Guy2: "thats because they got a potato server"

by bitchboy1337 July 9, 2017

mayo potato

A interesting character that has the best nickname in the world: MAYO POTATO. She has swag and style. Everyone wants to be Mayo Potato

"It's Mayo Potato!" Said Girl 1. " Ya she da coolest" Everyone said.

by KA LAYLA DA ONE AND ONLY March 7, 2017

sea potato

A fat ass manatee. Like so fat Honey Boo Boo's mom would tell it to eat a salad.

Could also be a swimming McDonalds customer.

"What is that? A Godzilla sized shit?"
"Nah man, that's a fucking sea potato. It's probably binge watching Netflix and crying into a pillow right now."

by PRAISE THE LAWD May 2, 2016

Romantic Potatoeing

When a couple dates and spends their time lounging at home together on a couch or in a bed (non-sexually). Activities that go with Romantic Potatoeing include: Watching Netflix/Hulu, eating snacks all day and not meals, cuddling with blankets/robes on, and possibly doing laundry.

Jane and I were romantic potatoeing all through the rainy day.

by StrawberryMilkWolf October 15, 2017

disfunctional potato

Someone who is as disfunctional as a potato

Stop being disfunctional potato and get your act together

by Weevobeevo February 25, 2021