Asshole chef-Well, since she's defensive about everything, I'm gonna let her thin skin heal and get back to the kitchen where I will actually get something done. Did you get a look at the pancake tits on her?
Chef's friend-Yea, they were funny looking pancaketits, hahahahaha.
i am the burnt one, the lonely one, the misshapen, last-bit-of-mix one. the tough one who was left in the fridge too long. i am the ugly pancake.
forever alone.