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peanut

when you pee and nut at the same time
bro, i just peanutted in your toilet
by Whischdidhci December 25, 2019
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Peanut

Don’t worry bout tht peanut
by AnonymousGoon January 20, 2020
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Peanutian

Peanutian is an meme revolved religion based on the life and teachings of Mr.Peanut of Planters. Its followers, known as Peanutians, believe that Mr.Peanut is the NUT, whose coming as the messiah was prophesied in the meme world, called the Old Nuttiness in Peanutian, and chronicled in the New Baby Nut. If your a follower you cannot eat peanuts. During prayer you have to put a top hat and monocle on. We believe in reincarnation, during the reincarnation you become a baby nut and have a chance to become the Planters Peanut mascot: Mr.Peanut. If you eat a peanut you have to go through a punishment which you cut off your pinky finger and send it to Planters in which they use it in their soil to grow more peanuts.
I am a Peanutian
by Lil_Crispy February 3, 2020
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Peanut

A guy will call another guy peanut when he has no other words to describe how cute he is. The man who calls out Peanut if very good looking.
Hey Peanut! Tell me how your day was?
by Peanut Man 3 February 4, 2020
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Peanut Butter Jelly Bomb

(Noun) - 2 oz Screwball Peanut Butter Whiskey with a Welch’s Grape Soda chaser. Note: the second swig of grape soda reactivates the experience!

Created by Krys Kilo and Gray Devio once upon a winter’s night in Feb, 2020.
Hey bartender, let me get a peanut butter jelly bomb...ASAP!
by Gray Devio February 7, 2020
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Peanut butter

ha why the frick u lookin up peanut butter
by Im Pee Everywhere March 11, 2020
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Peanut butter

Bro why u lookin up peanut butter what did u expect its fricking peanut butter
by Im Pee Everywhere March 11, 2020
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