Big Mac and small fries

Three midgets standing on each other’s shoulders wearing a trench coat to look like a tall guy.

This 7ft tall fella pushed in front of me in the queue. I thought,”he’s a giant! I ain’t gonna mess with him!”. Then the coat buttons came undone and three dwarves tumbled out! That Big Mac and small fries ran out quick fast!

by Nuphagus December 19, 2019

T-Mac

an absolute beta

wow I didn't know that kid was such a T-Mac

by BigDominicH May 9, 2019

The middle mac

The best part of the Mac and cheese pan. Right in the middle away from the evil corners of the pan.

Grandma: Here you go baby, just like you like it!
Grandson: Ayyye grandma blessed me with the middle mac!

by iamanthonydean March 25, 2019

cathy mac

Cathy Mac is an absolute ripper. A total Milf, she’s popular with the kids. The “fun mum” as she likes to think of herself. She has a huge heart, and is oh so generous. Her farts are silent and violent, and her jokes are dirty and crude. She enjoys a bottle of wine or two on the couch in the afternoon, and snores like no ones watching. Her smile lights up a room, and she’s always smiling. Cathy Mac is a rare and beautiful, bogan soul and you will never encounter a creature like her.

“Hey Damo! Cathy Macs butt chuggin’ a keg at the Vesbar!”

by Glitter Clitter April 10, 2019

Like meat in your mac?

The art of putting meat in your or someone else’s mac 💛

Student: Like meat in your mac?
Mr.H: yes

by abril fatface June 6, 2019

Mac

Maccing off is a very aggressive form of masturbation, Where you cum very forcefully.

I had a mac last night it was great.

by DA & SO June 20, 2019

Mac

A Mac usually has the most beautiful blue eyes ever and some really long curly blonde curly hair. He knows how to love someone and even is the one his friends go to for advice on their love lives. He would never cheat on anyone he dates he would love them to a great extent. He is also most of the time not appreciated by any woman because the don’t want to get to know the real him. He is also liable to be successful in his profession and will eventually find the love of his life after multiple heart breaks. Long story short if you find a Mac keep him and never let him go.

Thanks for the help Mac, again.

by Some random guy_ August 7, 2019