Minecraft Kid

Kids who played Minecraft back when it was super popular, before Tommy "Intuit" Innit sent his British goons out to take over Mojang's HQ. Minecraft kids are usually slightly overweight, pale as hell, wear prescription glasses, and always have the name "Alex," which they practically invented. They are usually found in caves, in-game or real life, trying to find diamonds.

Alex: I love Minecwaft!
Alex: Me too! Let's go mine for some diamonds.
Alex: I nearwy got all of da diamond awmor.
Alex: Me four. I have spare diamonds so we can cwaft them into some diamond awmor.

Alex, 15 years later: I sure was one of them Minecraft kids.
Alex, 15 years later: Me too.
Alex, 15 years later: Me three.
Alex, 15 years later: Me four.

by Eggego September 9, 2024

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my mom owns minecraft

A comback to my dad owns roblox

Robloxian 1- my dad owns roblox
Robloxian 2 -my mom owns minecraft

by DenDroiD13 January 8, 2025

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dang. minecraft steve is really into it

by epicroblox December 17, 2018

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Minecraft

A word used to describe one of the best-selling games in the world. It is available on any platform you could think of, including a Raspberry Pi, one of the smallest "PCs" in the world. There are 2 versions: Java Edition(PC) and Bedrock Edition(Mobile, Console, Handheld console, you name it - they have it). Bedrock is available on lots of platforms, and crossplay between different Bedrock platforms is supported. Java and Bedrock cannot crossplay with each other.

Yo, you wanna play some Minecraft on the PlayStation?

by CDRedstone March 27, 2022

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