The best friends you could ever have. I love you guys so so much love you :smile: :smiling_imp: love you guys marry me
anyway fuck you kyle love you mei, mei break up w/ kai.. love you
anyway fuck you kyle love you mei, mei break up w/ kai.. love you
bel : Hey guys this is the answer
Ash : OMG I love you bela
Ri : I love you bela marry me
bel : your wlcome, babe :heart: .
kkna : LET'S HAVE KARAOKE LATER
bleh : YEAAAAhH MY GMEET
Tsumi : OKAAYY
cait : IM SO ExCITED FOR OUR MEET UP
Ri : YEAAAAHH
Ri : ZIA LETS WATCH SOMETHING
Zia : OKAY MY GMEET
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Ash : OMG I love you bela
Ri : I love you bela marry me
bel : your wlcome, babe :heart: .
kkna : LET'S HAVE KARAOKE LATER
bleh : YEAAAAhH MY GMEET
Tsumi : OKAAYY
cait : IM SO ExCITED FOR OUR MEET UP
Ri : YEAAAAHH
Ri : ZIA LETS WATCH SOMETHING
Zia : OKAY MY GMEET
Milfs4Life
by Ri69420 December 12, 2021
Get the Milfs4Life mug.An adjective form of the noun milf. It describes a woman with the essence of milf. Usually she is curvy mysterious and stressed from her kids. Ly can be added to then end to form an adverb.
by PiperXAndrew July 31, 2022
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MILF (acronym: mother I'd like to fuck) + hormones (a regulatory substance in your body) = Milfmones, which is a particular stage in the natural hormone cycle for hot mothers others want to fuck. Milfmones control hot mothers' bodies telling them what to do and when to do it. Often Milfmones will go wild with the desire for younger partners but are not always discriminatory. This can lead to some embarrassing apologies for fucking your adult children's best friends.
Oh sweetheart - I am so sorry that you walked in on me giving your best friend Jimmy a blowie, I am not sure what came over me, it must be these damn Milfmones making me go crazy.
by Harvi Wallbanger July 25, 2023
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by Monkebuns November 27, 2022
Get the hot milfs in your area mug.Noun. The surprising and previously unknown discovery that one experiences when it becomes clear that older women are in fact fitter and more desirable than younger women.
Patient: "I don't know what to do, doctor. I'm married to a wonderful woman, I've got a great sex life, but every time I see 45 year old Brenda at the office, I get chest pains and need to go to the toilet."
Doctor: "Oh, that's nothing too serious, normal for a chap in his twenties like you. You've obviously had a recent milfelation. Here's a prescription for '40 and Over 40', drop it in at the Fags 'n' Mags shop and you'll be back to normal before you can say ‘Women's Weekly.’"
Doctor: "Oh, that's nothing too serious, normal for a chap in his twenties like you. You've obviously had a recent milfelation. Here's a prescription for '40 and Over 40', drop it in at the Fags 'n' Mags shop and you'll be back to normal before you can say ‘Women's Weekly.’"
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Get the milfelation mug.Mom: Hey guys *bend over* who killed soulja boi?
Horny kid: Idk *drool*
Mom: YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!! *replace bra*
Horny kid: roffle11!11!11!! *imagine milfao in his bed*
Horny kid: Idk *drool*
Mom: YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!! *replace bra*
Horny kid: roffle11!11!11!! *imagine milfao in his bed*
by Olisarus January 23, 2008
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