Lionel Messi

the biggest fraud in the history of football, flopped 4 international finals and goes missing in the champions league (CL) once his team faces another elite team, prefers to stat-pad against the likes of getafe and osasuna which inflates his stats and perpetuates hyperbolic propaganda on the internet from the likes of Gary Lineker, B/R Football, Messi Magic, and others of the likes

any criticism of him is witch hunted by his fans, best advised to not have a debate with any of them if the topic is Messi vs Ronaldo as they project the most degenerate football knowledge on the internet

Messi libtard: But Penaldo is only a goalscorer11 Lionel Messi is a goalscorer and a playmkaer11
smart fan: that logic is poor, there's plenty of footballers that take up the role of both goalscorer/playmaker and had ballon d'or level stats that aren't considered better than Messi, peak Baggio for example, also it's unfair to say Ronaldo doesn't do enough collectively when Ronaldo's assigned position, restricts that very opportunity. Also also, Ronaldo doesn't have to playmake to be considered more "complete" than Messi as he's involved in a ton of other ways like aeriel threat, runs, counter, WF, etc...

by cccantona March 24, 2019

Hot Mess

A flaming tool that enjoys iPhones, dudes, Casper, putting from the rough, smokin' pole, and lightin doobies.

Ryan Smith is a hot mess.

by Wilbur Twotools February 24, 2008

Messiah

1. boring Christian college in the middle of Pennsylvania (aka nowhere) where kids know in saying their college name that they will automatically get pitied and/or mad sympathy from other college friends of theirs that rock out every weekend (or even just ponder the idea of hanging out with the opposite sex on say...a THURSDAY?! wtf...) Parents love the idea, kids know if a college has a nickname for Jesus in the title, the college has to be a ball breaker.

SCENARIO 1-
(Someone's mom): "So Jimmy, what college are you going to?"
Jimmy: "Messiah College mam."
Mom: "Oh that's lovely, soo lovely. You'll have such a nice time and make lots of nice friends."

SCENARIO 2-
(Someone normal) "Todd": "Dude, where do you go?"
Jimmy: "Um...well...I go to school in PA."
Todd: "Where in Pennsylvania?"
Jimmy: "Um..you've probably never heard of it..."
Todd: "Come on, I'm sure I have."
Jimmy:"Well...Messiah College?"
Todd: "Damn..."
Jimmy: "Yeah."
----silence-----
Jimmy: "I know...."

by Hizzle Mizzle December 6, 2007

hot mess

Referring to any sexual activity in which the actions are getting to be of a perverse nature. Can be used spefically to describe male ejaculate or releasing of bodily fluids.

That girl was such a skeeze, I had to bust a hot mess all over her face.

I left a hot mess on her chest and then rolled around in it (Cleveland Steamer).

by Squad September 22, 2005

Messianic judaism

Messianic Judaism is a syncreated faith of jewish customs and practices and evangelical Christian worship and worship Yeshua (Jesus) as the Mashiach (Messiah)

Messianic judaism teaches that Jesus is the messiah

by Alvin swartzman July 11, 2014

Hot mess

Drunk hot tranny messes of GURRRRRRRRRL at Swarthmore college

Tiffany looked such a hot mess at that party last night

by Pink Narcissucs December 15, 2009

Messiah

The Jewish word given to the saviour of the world, was thought to be Jesus (who was actually an Arab Magician). One of the most famous uses of the word messiah was in Monty Python's: The Life of Brian were Brian is mistaken to be the messiah of Jerusalem.

crowd: "Show us the Messiah!"
Mum: "Its a mess up here but there is no Messiah!"
crowd: "BRIAN! Show us Brian"
Mum: "He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy, now go away!"

by Calmal February 19, 2007