Katie Zeaser

A dumb blonde that has crackhead energy and a fairly short blonde boyfriend.

Don’t be a Katie Zeaser

by Drug rugs and sanooks January 5, 2020

Katie

Weird likes sippy cups. Also dresses like a 50 year old black woman. Speaks Portuguese and pigeon sign language.

Katie is soooo weird

by ItsyeboiJDH69 July 31, 2019

katis

the last name of a guy with REALLY bad breath…loves the muppets. gives off first name henry vibes

damn bro your breath stinks…giving off katis vibes

by cumdumpst3r November 29, 2021

Shady Katie

The girl that tries to act real cute in front of your man. Laughing too hard at his jokes, batting her eyes, wink face emojis, touching his shoulder.

Don’t leave your man with her, she’s a Shady Katie.

Keep an eye on that shady Katie.

by Facestomper23 February 11, 2023

Katie

Zero rizz bitch skinny fugly creature with a habit to go without washing their hair.

Tyler: Hey you hear abt Katie?
Eli: The bad one?
Tyler: HELL NAH! K-A-T-I-E

Eli: OHHHHH EW.

by Kal hates carter May 29, 2023

national katie sluis day

A day once a year to celebrate the greatness that is the goddess Katie Sluis

Since it’s national katie sluis day, we need to worship her.

by katiesluis February 29, 2024

Katie

A woman (yes, a woman) who exudes independence, strength and resilience, despite the adversities she has faced throughout her years. A dominant presence that emanates beauty as much internally as she does externally, a Katie is an individual who turns heads when she enters any room at any given time. Katies are full of never-ending laughs, hours of karaoke hits sung at the perfect pitch, and adventures that have little choice but to lock-in as core memories. When in the presence of a real Katie, rather than a wannabe (aka a f.a.n.), you'll know; for her unapologetic acceptance of her authentic self is viewed as a threat by many. Because of this, she may not be everyone's cup of tea, but she is for sure her own, and that is more than enough for her and her tribe of extremely loyal and dedicated friends who love and support her beyond words. There aren't enough words to describe the privilege it is to have a Katie in one's life, so if you have one, don't screw it up; you're only screwing yourself in the end. When it comes to a Katie, if you've got a fast car, just know that she's got a plan to get you out of here (strictly in a Tracy Chapman fashion).

I think Metro Station wrote a song about Katie. The lyrics go, "I'll swim the ocean for you, woah woah woah woah Katie."

Bruh... that song is called Kelsey. But they should have written it about Katie, so you're close enough.

I sure am. Katie is the best.

by bribribabes August 14, 2024