A really hard bloke that owns servers, bots and is a certified nonce that shags 15 year olds although himself he's almost 18, he also dates dutty haired women and snorts a lot of cocaine due to his addiction, and also has weird chink eyes and is unable to put on a condom correctly.
by JoshuaPike January 4, 2019
Get the Josh Pikemug. 
A josh kerton is a gay boy that would do anything (gay related) for a sum of £10 million, josh kertons are also known for being sexually attracted to grasshoppers
by Ny k May 7, 2019
Get the Josh kertonmug. Literally the best person in history.
Sometimes called an absolute unit.
He ain’t no boomer he a zoomer
Sometimes called an absolute unit.
He ain’t no boomer he a zoomer
by Absolute unit 15 November 19, 2019
Get the Josh Morganmug. by josh dun isn’t real July 6, 2019
Get the Josh Dunmug. Possibly the greatest gift to mankind, since the invention of fire. Standing at 6'5, with a rather impressive stature, many men bow before his presence alone. A truly gifted young gentleman, with an incredibly promising future. Anything less than world domination would be disappointing for this man.
by C.E.O Josh January 13, 2021
Get the Josh Oldhammug.