Jake

1.)Stupid son of a bitch that gets laid all the time. gets girls pregnant and then leaves them alone to take care for the baby on her own.
2.) A lazy ass motherfucker who who ets engaged to two diferent girls at the same time and leaves the pregnant one becuase he doesnt want to take care of his own child.

That guy should know what it feels like to be JAked. fucker

by body guard January 19, 2009

jake

a synonym of gay fags.

" omfg did u see those jakes over there?? they were totally hitting on you Bryan"said Becky.
"yo i no!! they are definitely jake.

by suesanbankan January 5, 2008

Jake-Grease

What happens when you play too much World of Warcraft; The outcome of not showering in a week.

Dude, why are you playing Warcraft so much?

Im trying to build up my Jake-Grease.

by cccccccccccorgy October 19, 2007

Jake Paul

Complete fucking Moran who makes Kim Kardashian look like a Harvard Graduate.Says that he is all that when really he lowered YouTube standards to a literal potato chip.Drops songs that he says are fire,but the sad reality is that he can barely count to 30 without the help of his brothers song.The true reality is that he is going to get dropped by Comedy Shorts Gamer faster then he was dropped by Disney

My son in law has a very severe case of terminal Jake Paul.The dr's give him to months to live

by The death of Jake and Logan May 18, 2018

Jakei

One of the most loyal people you will ever meet! Jakei will always be there for you when you're down. Jakei is very smart, if though she does not feel like she is. When Jakei has a friend who is very special to her heart and life, she will fight for you. When you two are having ups and downs, Jakei will work hard to bring that relationship together again! Even when Jakei does not show you that she wants to work out the relationship, she does. When you do something to hurt Jakei, she is cold. Her heart is cold, either towards you only, or towards almost everyone. Jakei will to out of her way for your wants and needs. When she cares, she will always try to put you first. No second thoughts. All in all, Jakei is a hell of a good person! So always remember that.

Dad: Hey son, how is school, have you talked to Jakei today?

Son: No. To be honest, I don't even know if I will talk to her ever again.

Dad: Why? What happened ?
Son: I did something to hurt her feelings, multiple times. Now I don't know if she even cares about me anymore.

Dad:Sorry to hear that man, you two were good friends.
Jakei On The Outside: Fuck him, he's not a true friend. I hate him, and I'm moving on.

Jakei On The Inside:Just please come back. Even though your not good for me.

by BigBossSnow27 May 11, 2018

Jake

Jake is the name given to a future fortnite virgin. Short blonde hair defines his egg like face with piercing blue eyes and luscious luminous freckles. Also is a midget.

Tegan *oooh who is that scrumptious lookin midget*
Nikola *oh it's just Jake Page White UwU*

by FortniteVirgin October 24, 2019

Jake

A piece of shit beta cuck bag who has no friends and a receding hairline and the only good thing about him is his massive cock

Jake is a fucking cuck bag

by BigJuicyRooster October 26, 2019