Skip to main content

Italian Sprinkler

A non-homosexual act where 2 men superglue there foreskins together, but not homosexually, and then both jerk off and cum at the same time, making sure it’s not homosexual, so that the spunk breaks through the super glue to create a sprinkler effect, but not homosexual.
Me and my friend like to Italian sprinkler
by Pooflepoof October 17, 2025
mugGet the Italian Sprinklermug.

italian tired

euphamism meaning high; when italians get tired their eyes get red
My buddy Johnny is always italian tired, but he never gets caught cuz of those italian eyes
by italian~ice March 1, 2023
mugGet the italian tiredmug.

italian quesadill

The act of being stuffed like a tortilla by an Italian male.
His Italian sausage stuffed my quesadilla last night. I had my first italian quesadilla
by Thatdogsface May 12, 2016
mugGet the italian quesadillmug.

Italian

An ethnicity some people say we aren't white some say we are, the truth is people from the south are more olive skinned so it might seem like that, but we are usually perceived as white.

The Hollywood normalisation of Italian isn't always true there are people with tan dark hair and a bit tasci(-plural of tascio someone who wears a lot of gold and shit) but usually you can find people with blonde hair and pale skin though the most common colour of hair is brown.

We love our families and food especially our trad food but not everyone does and that's ok it's not mandatory to like it.

We are not all linked to mafia even though it is a bad apple in our country that originated from Sicily (FML I am sicilian) that expanded to other countries especially US because of emigration.

We are usually kind and respectful just make sure not to meet a maranza, someone who is very tascio and wears Nike sets and gold chains and acts like a douche bag, but there is a little little minority of them who isn't a douche bag.

We love our country for our sea our country sides but most hate our government, and honestly as an Italian I've seen more foreign people love our country more than us tbh.
He's Italian he comes from Italy
by Ch4rli3isstupid February 21, 2024
mugGet the Italianmug.

Italian Croquet

A sexual act, where the man would use the tip of his penis to slap the clitoris of a woman with an extremely above average bush.
I just had Italian Croquet her, after I saw that bush of hers.
by Coonclashers November 27, 2018
mugGet the Italian Croquetmug.

Italian Hero

An expendable life for a cause, mainly for stupid reasons, such as accidents or incompetence.

It comes from the YouTuber Laith and his Hearts of Iron 4 play through.
Hanque ‘fell down the stairs’ when he opened the door for the Carabinieri agent standing with a rifle trained on him. Unfortunately, they didn’t have the right house. Hanque died an Italian hero.
by slomega June 3, 2024
mugGet the Italian Heromug.

italian brainrot

Cursed AI images with funny italian text to speech, started in April 2025
Person 1: Did you see the new Italian Brainrot meme?
Person 2: Yeah, It's so funny
by уour mum April 23, 2025
mugGet the italian brainrotmug.

Share this definition