Italian Heart-Attack

Outwardly expressed feelings of shock, distress & anger when someone is told that something is going to cost way more than reasonably expected.

*you're getting your car serviced at the mechanic*
Mechanic: Your air filter is pretty dirty. We can replace it for around $40.
You: $40?! You trying to give me an Italian heart-attack?! Put it back, I can get that shit at Walmart for 8 bucks!

by Tyris9 April 9, 2021

italian crustache

The act of giving sweet tender pleasure to a woman and she cums onto your mustache and you slurp it down like big Tony’s spaghetti

Last night I was hungry and fat Susan gave me a Italian crustache

by Bob1279 April 12, 2021

italian buttfuck

Italian buttfuck is when you put a bowl of spaghetti in the woman's genitals

Her: You wanna do some italian buttfucking?
Him: Yea sure!

by The Design Community June 14, 2021

Italian Blowie

Where an italian girl sucks off a man. Then pulls his foreskin to the end. And crunches it with her molar teeth.

Jimmy got the ole' italian blowie. Thats why hes hunched over

by StoneHusky August 22, 2024

Italian Starfish

A sexual act involving one man and 5 women. One woman rides the man and the both four get pleasured by the other limbs (2 fingered, 2 toed)

James - "what did you get up to last night?"
Micheal - "me and those birds did the Italian starfish all night"

by The_GAA_MAN December 8, 2024

Italian dip

To put some grated parmasean cheese in between the gums and lower lip

Before leaving Olive Garden, I took a pinch of grated parmasean to have an italian dip

by -anonymous15 October 27, 2019

Italian brainrot

A meme that become popular in early 2025 and has now gone too far. It used to just be some goofy tiktok videos with an image of a retarded looking animal but then shit went out of control, PEOPLE STARTED MAKING AI SLOP VIDEOS OF THAT TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR AND BARELLINA CAPUCCINA FUCKING AND THERE WAS EVEN FUCKING GAY PORN, HECK THERE MIGHT HAVE EVEN BEEN FEMBOY PORN! NOW I AM SEEING GAMES OF THE FUCKING ITALIAN BRAINROT MEMES! AND YOU KNOW WHATS WORSE?! I AM GETTING ADS ABOUT THEM TOO! FUCKING CUNT, GO FUCK YOURSELF ITALIAN BRAINROT, FUCKING RETARDED FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING AI SLOP MEME! MADONA PUTTANA!

Bro: italian brainrot

Me: boi this so tuff

by AMOGUS445 June 24, 2025