italian

italian means taking

“it’s italian forever”

by lillllllpppppp November 12, 2022

italian sauce job

An even where an italians magical spirit and soul end up all over your face.
Sometimes your mind is blown, sometimes the italian sauce job recks noodles.
Either way somebody will be covered in a nice pile of italian sauce

You busy today tony, nope although my wife has given my family a beautiful italian sauce job on our noodles the past few weeks.

by sinrlifemattrs October 17, 2025

italians

italians- a bunch of people who cheat at football/soccer 😩

“mate who cheated in the euros”
“man it was the italians who else would it be”

by hahalmaolmao July 16, 2021

Italian Quesadila

A Quattro Formagi neopolitan pizza

Ordering at a neopolitan pizzeria, "I'll have the Italian quesadila".

Waiter "what?"

You, "what"

by Golden Beaver July 6, 2022

Italian Scrub

To take a shower between sexual encounters with two different partners in the same day that do not know about each other. No soap is used during an Italian Scrub, so as not to alert the second partner.

After banging that stank-ass Rachel, Benjamin had an Italian Scrub and went over to Whitney's with a ticket to Poundtown.

by brasstroubadour April 2, 2015

Italian Massage

A massage involving Italian pizza ingredients, where the masseuse works tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, and dough into a patron's muscular tissue.

"I give-a you a Italian Massage...you gonna poop, it's gonna be stinky, but it's gonna be good. Voila!"

by Avergae Jodecci July 29, 2025

Smol Italian

A person of or accused of having Italian ethnicity that is also really smol

That Nate is such a smol Italian, look at that classical Italian ramen noodles

by Kuhl Penguin February 2, 2018