Tap

A salutation used only to address a fellow of Sandyford Farms.

Now then young Tap.

by Top Tap September 30, 2019

TAP

Tits, Ass, & Pussy

Abbreviation used when you can't use the words in a public forum, especially online.

Man, I typed "backdoor entry" into Google and got a bunch of TAP. It was hot!

by hooverit June 21, 2012

TAP

Trus Associated Press

"Growing news column started 2022 for the purpose of replying boldly to subtle shade"

Checkout the new article in the TAP in order to get facts that the other guys can't reveal.

by Goldbricks March 9, 2022

Toilet Tap

When a male's penis is large enough it may touch the toilet bowl or water while taking a number 2. Instinctively your first reaction is to move your penis back instantly resulting in a toilet tap.

"Damn it I just toilet tapped🤦🏽 ♂️"

by Curioxity December 22, 2021

Tapping into

To have sex with someone -- generally male about female

Guy to his friend: Dude, are you tapping into that?

by Taleteller March 28, 2012

Drying the tap

The action of using toilet paper to wipe off the remaining drops of piss coming out of your dick after a long, hard leak.

"Hey have you finished pissing yet? I can't hear anymore drops". "Yeah man i'll be out any second, just drying the tap".

by El3ctro-Critical April 18, 2017

TAP

Thoughts And Prayers. Used to convey respect to something that has died or ended. Can also be used when an unfortunate or tragic event has happened. Similar to RIP or F.

A: My car gave out today
B: Aww, TAP.

A: My gf broke up with me today
B: broooo, TAP

by Samwich422 August 18, 2022