im cooked

when you know something bad is gonna happen

Student 1: Bro im cooked, that test was so hard
Student 2: I know dude and i studied all night for it too

by BurritoBunny March 30, 2024

im bored

im bored - Something you say when you don't have anything better than to do than look on Urban Dictionary for potentially funny definitions. Of course, none of these definitions actually entertain you so you just type what's on your mind.

"I'm bored!" Jonathan cried out. Susan replies to Jonathan's statement with, "You should find something entertaining to do then instead of just letting things bore you." im bored - Something you say when you don't have anything better than to do. filler for this definition being published

by Daniel Funnds (fake name) October 1, 2025

Im 'Bout Chill

Essentially telling someone to "Calm Down"

William : "Im gonna murder you"
Chris : "William im 'bout chill"

by ifwnujabes May 19, 2025

im going to shoot you.

probably means that the person who said this will probably shoot you

quiet kid:im going to shoot you.
depressed kid:haha same

by firedwashere March 22, 2021

im gonna gillie you

when you fuck someone till they love you

im gonna gillie you anareae

by yumyumdaddy February 17, 2017

guys.... im gay..

Something you tell people when you are gay and have nothing else to say

"guys.... im gay.." "i really dont give a shit shawn"

by Random schoolkid December 5, 2021

im cut ladies

a phrase used by the southern hostess at your local applebees when she's about to leave your entire section dirty and go home for the day without a care in the world

annette: "im cut ladies."
kendall: "time to go clean table 25 i guess."

by jamietinklepuss October 19, 2025