I wish I were Heather

Conan Gray's adorable gay ass expressing how his crush chose 'Heather', this perfect little barbie doll that is amazing in every way, over him.

It's a metaphor on how he says he wish we were Heather so he could be finally loved by his crush for once.

Heather: "Hey Jackal, looking good today!"
Jackal *crush* : "Hey Heather! Wanna go to the movies to watch that new horror movie?"
Heather: "Sure!"

Conan, on the verge of killing himself: "I wish I were Heather"

by iwishiwereheather August 20, 2020

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I Missed It!

Expression used to declare that a target, goal, or objective was not executed properly, therefore missed entirely. Usually results in some type of injury or embarrasment. Most effective if uttered quickly at the exact moment of realization that the intended objective is lost and the resulting outcome will not be good.

"Bobby attempted to jump from the back of one moving pick-up truck into another while driving at 60 mph down the highway. Mid-air to the other truck, Bobby exclaimed "I missed it!" as his body hit the side of the truck, his hands scrambling madly to clutch the sides as he was dragged under the tire."

by Jeff Hamm October 15, 2005

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I was Joking

Something some people say to get out of trouble.

"Bro I was joking, chill."

by Yesserski July 21, 2020

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I will in Fuck

A phrase one would use if you were being sarcastic. "I will in fuck" meaning, there is no chance you will do something. This phrase originates from Dublin. Featured on "Sarah & Steve".

1. Catalina: Boys, D'ya's wanna do shots eh tequilla off eh me stomach?
Steve: I will in Fuck, ya red wreck!

by ClaraFloraKavy April 5, 2011

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