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Canada's History

A sexual act in which you attempt to insert multiple objects into a single orifice, usually objects you've used before.

For example, if a woman has had sex with five guys and used two dildos in her lifetime, she attempts to insert those five penises and two dildos into her uterus or anus.
Guy 1: Dude, I told my girl about "Canada's History."
Guy 2: Is she gonna try it?
Guy 1: Um...she says there are a lot of things...um..."in her past."
by Suzy Palanski February 5, 2010
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Canada's History

An unspeakable sex act involving a moose-head, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
"Can you believe this freak I just met? She asked if I would do a Canada's History with her"
by rman1201 February 4, 2010
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Be history

used to indicate imminent departure, dismissal, or death
"an inch either way and you'd be history"
by Arminkshipper June 14, 2025
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Canada's History

The sexual act of shoving a moose antler up the anus of one's sexual partner by using maple syrup as a lubricant. Also, you wear the Stanley Cup as a hat.
OMG was that Canada's History
by modnarrandom February 4, 2010
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CITY GIRLS JT & MARCUS .J DATING HISTORY

Jatavia Shakara Johnson known as American Hip-Hop artist (JT) met R&B Singer-songwriter Marcus Hugh Jackman professionally known as Marcus .J after both were released from jail. Before welcoming their exclusive relationship to the world in December 2022. However, reports of marijuana drug use hit the internet media in the late 2000s, and the couple than agreed to avoid reaching the media privately.
A "City Girls JT" Always talks about her new relationship with "Marcus .J" on Twitter CITY GIRLS JT & MARCUS .J DATING HISTORY
by Alabama Groves December 18, 2022
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Canada's History

Having sex with a Canadian's ex-wife.
Hey, I just had a lesson in Canada's history in the break room at the Waffle House.
by The Great White North February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

"Putting it all in there" is the most difficult part of performing Canada's History.
by Gregg Brown February 6, 2010
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