Satan's crash helmet

Slag for the glans (the tip of the penis).

You have a mighty Satan's crash helmet .
P.s I love you Megan
penisglansdickcock

by joewpu July 22, 2010

Nice Bike, Shitty Helmet.

When you know or see a woman who has a great body, but an ugly face.
Similar to a Butter face.

Wow, would you look at that ass, I could seriously do... Ugh... Nice bike, shitty helmet.

by The Machine January 12, 2010

Brown Helmet

What you need when your head is too far up your ass.

My brother needs to get a brown helmet to hit on chicks.

by Dani January 14, 2004

helen keller

when you blindfold your partner, cum in their ears and mouth so they cant talk or hear, and then throw water on them and rub your genitals on his or her nose.

Timmy: the girl i met last night was into kinky shit so she let me helen keller her.

Mac:woah, you lucky bastard.

by ROBert ze Mormon October 16, 2008

Helena

Definition of a hoe like you can’t get much than her

Helena is such a fucking hoe

by Tfwrongwithyou February 14, 2020

Helen Keller

a sloppy beer pong rack.

grimace and steve playing pong in kristin's basement and the cups were set up all over the table randomly, as if Helen Keller set them up.

by NFrostie March 26, 2009

dark helmet

After having some hot booty sex, you pull it out and you have some stains.

After having an orgy with ESR, Linus Torvalds, and Richard M Stallman, everyone had a nice brown, dark helmet.

by Slashdot November 23, 2004