18A hockey

True benders. They tell people at school they are really good at hockey but when people say can i see your game they shun them off like they didnt ask the question or make something up about why they shouldnt go watch.

Ya I play 18A hockey I'm really good but, you shouldnt come watch my game there too expensive

by imnotwhojewthink March 17, 2010

Brown Hockey Mask

Putting your partners head above 10 feet in your anus

John: I totally got sharon to do a brown hockey mask with me

by i<3buttsecks223 July 21, 2010

street hockey relationship

An on-again, off-again relationship between two people that are dating. The couple will break up for usually very trivial/minor reasons and get back together numerous times. During this process they normally make sure to tell all of their friends and anyone else who will listen every step of the way to the point of being extremely annoying and insufferable.

“My friend Franklin and his girlfriend Tammy have the most pathetic street hockey relationship I have ever seen in my life. One minute they are happy in love and the next there are tears and crying and hatred and bitterness as they part ways for the umpteenth time. This happens about every week or two.”

by mducrane March 27, 2011

grant hockin

grant is the most amazing guy you'll ever meet. he's loyal, trustworthy, loving, and caring. he has bright green eyes, is tall with brown hair. he's super athletic and a stud at baseball. his smile lights up a room. he's one of the funniest guys you'll ever know. he has a great sense of humor and a huge heart. he knows how to treat a girl right. once you get him, don't ever let him go because he really is one in a million. the way he looks at you gives you butterflies, the way he holds you makes you never want to let go, the way he treats you makes you feel like the most special girl in the world, like his angel. he really is someone amazing.

"i love my grant hockin, i never want to lose him again!"

by angel333hk January 8, 2012

Booger Hockey

A game in which two players sit across a table from each other, pick their noses, place their boogers on the table, and simultaneously flick them with their fingers towards their opponents.

Don't eat it! Lets play booger hockey!

by norgler December 14, 2012

churro hocker

One who enjoys hocking the churro i.e smoking chode, polishing the knob, or just plain old sucking cock

Henery is the biggest churro hocker, he just never stops I swear to God.

by Mr.Twang July 13, 2014

Crockle Hocking

Partaking in an activity to give the appearance of being busy. A niche pass time undertaken by experts in passing time.

M: Hey David, what's cackle lacking?
D: Just Crockle Hocking.

by Sprog July 12, 2015