history of carrot

King william hates purple karrots and made them orange.

Fuck yeeaaaa! history of carrot.

by laclaclac February 4, 2025

history hates lovers

The truth

Timmy: "History will call them close friends but not lovers"

Alexandra: "yeah, history hates lovers"

by GooberCyn March 2, 2025

AP World History

A useless ass class which will violently rape your asshole with Homework and then kill you and light your remains on fire while pissing on your grave all so that your college of choice will reject the college credit so that in the end you wasted your sophomore year of high school. And if by some miracle you manage to pass the class you'll probably end up killing yourself because of the pain of endless late nights doing the most useless garbage you've ever done.

Friend: Hey man do you want to go to a movie tonight?

You: No because AP World History is violently murdering my ability to sleep tonight with another Fucking DBQ about some dumb bitch who advocated for Womens rights in Japan during the 1800's or some bullshit.

by tiredBastard March 9, 2025

history

basically it is what you are for your ex gf/bf

You are History.

by I can't November 24, 2021

Search history

The system that can get you arrested or grounded for looking up illegal stuff

1. “I hate how the search history got my career ruined by being arrested…”

2. “I can’t go anywhere cause I’m grounded due to my mom seeing my search history…”

by TheShidGames May 19, 2023

internet history

the one thing you DONT want your parents looking through

(dad) son, we are gonna check your internet history

(son) (shit)

by stovO33 May 23, 2023

American history

American history is the history of America (USA) and dates from the signing of the Declaration of Independence to present day.

Mia studied American history and learned much about the country she lived in.

by Just_america June 19, 2023