Meat Gloves

Slang for when there is a bunch of fat in your hands

You're so fat you have literal meat gloves

by bellestephens49 February 21, 2026

Crony Government

An administration staffed by personal loyalists and business partners rather than qualified professionals. Key positions go to donors, old classmates, relatives, and allies from the private sector. Policy is made in golf club conversations and dinner parties, not cabinet meetings or public consultations. It's governance as a favor exchange—a system where access matters more than expertise, and loyalty is rewarded with power. Crony government is the executive branch of the crony state, where the line between private interest and public office disappears.

Example: "The new cabinet included the president's college roommate as energy minister, his largest donor as treasury secretary, and his son-in-law as ambassador. Crony government: hiring for loyalty, not competence."

by Abzugal March 22, 2026

Boat goes Binted

Derived from bogos binted, made by Hololive EN Vtuber Gigi Murin as a way to troll Mori Calliope in Minecraft with a boat.

bogos binted?
boats binted?
boat go binted?
boat goes binted!

by mygallonswherearethey February 16, 2025

Stable Government

Something that will never exist in America

Our country does not have a stable government.

by wordynerdgirl April 4, 2025

Vibe Government

A YOLO style of governance that yeets careful planning, logic, and boring expert advice into oblivion, and instead pushes untested “hotfix” policies straight to prod based purely on trending memes, viral TikToks, and whatever idea is currently vibing. Leaders deploy policy changes via quick tweets (“ship it first, write specs never!”), leaving boring bureaucrats scrambling to turn chaotic vibes into actual laws nobody reads. Citizens become perpetual beta testers of society’s “main branch,” experiencing constant rollbacks, merges, and reverts, as vibe-shifts dictate policy changes faster than anyone can debug. Welcome to governance by continuous deployment—where nothing’s stable, everything’s urgent, and the vibe is all that matters.

Ever since the president embraced Vibe Government, citizens wake up daily to policy updates announced through viral TikToks, unsure if today's trending meme will become tomorrow's law.

by vibegov April 19, 2025

dipper goes to taco bell

the worst thing ever written by mankind

One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind the mind that wrote dipper goes to taco bell

by two_trucks9009 June 2, 2025

Piss Gloves

Often occurs during blizzard after six or seven beers, you are driving with winter heavy gloves and have piss. Male takes winter gloves off and dip cock into each finger hole of winter glove while pissing uncontrollably. When all finger and fist hole are full piss, you sorry. Nothing to do but take glove off and put in dryer 60 minute high heat to create piss glove.

Benjamin Button made Piss Gloves in Twister when he saw funnel cloud and slapped cum out of Helen Hunt until he hydro slammed storm shelter. Keanu and Sandra loved how fast it happen.

by robkapfer4 December 30, 2025