Fail Bucket

A term used to point out fails like: Jokes, Stunts, Magic Tricks ect.

Person 1: Wanna here a funny joke?

Person 2: Sure!

Person 1: So there's a sick crow on a branch and he says to a hawk: I think I'm a about to crow-up on you!

Person 2: ....

Person 1: So what do you think?

Person 2: .... That is a new joke added to The Fail Bucket

Person 1: Oh......Ok :(

by CaptainJefe April 7, 2010

failemando

a way of explaining how someone fails. created by a blonde.

"hey Paul i got my cock stuck in a blender"

"Failemando!!"

by padrick the third April 14, 2010

Failcature

When an artist draws a caricature of someone and then it comes out looking absolutely nothing like the person they were drawing.

Person: Can you draw me?
Artist: Sure
(30 minutes later)
Person: OMG that looks absolutely nothing like me. Its a failcature

by LZfan229 April 25, 2010

Faildorable

being adorable, even when failing.

Or when you fail at something, and it's adorable

similar to awkdorable, the cuter you can be while failing the better, hence faildorable

by LeahLoveBmo April 29, 2010

Failbag

(adj) conjunction: failure at being a douche bag. Common place attractive girls go out with guys whom are douche bags i.e jerks. someone who is too nice to land a hot girlfriend.

I'll never get the head cheerleader I'm such a failbag.

by Ardent-Darkness May 24, 2010

fabilus

the act of having a 4 way with two latinos and a man then vomiting in your pants then complimenting your self in the mirror right before going to church in the morning.

jack: dude, craig is looking fabilus today

kevin: NICE....... (sniff sniff) why do i smell crotch?

by homedogs51 September 26, 2010

Fail Shot

A photo or video of someone or something failing, usually of someone getting owned to an extreme or doing something that proves that they could be out witted by a lemming. Fail Shots can often be used as evidence that the Darwin theory is alive and well.

Guy #1: Dude, I got the best fail shot earlier!
Guy #2: What of ?!?!?!?!?!
Guy #1: My fat neighbors cat jumped out of no where and scarred the crap out of him. It was total ownage!

by GC12B October 3, 2010