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Fart Around It 

The phrase used during anal by the giver to tell the taker they wont pull out so the taker can fart.
As used in jail:
Inmate #1- Dude pull out I gotta fart.
Inmate #2- No way man your gonna have to fart around it.
Fart Around It by gimpfeet April 15, 2009
Related Words

Fart Fucking 

When a person with a bad case of gas gets fucked in the ass and farts a lot.
It is easier to try fart fucking after eating large quantities of beans.
Fart Fucking by bwbigwoman January 13, 2011

fart yoink

when someone has their hand on your ass and you fart
man my girlfriend totally fart yoinked me
fart yoink by Greg October 23, 2004

fart tenting 

The act of fart tenting consists of expelling gas while under a blanket. You have a small dog that sleeps in bed with you like a dachshund. First you release the gas,then raise up the blanket with two fingers to create a tent. This gives the gas a chance to reach to top. Then you release the blanket. This tends to push the gas downwards and in an outward direction.
Thereby ensuring you small pet derives the benefits of the gaseous odor.
I always make sure I go fart tenting at least once a week.
fart tenting by Catch25 June 13, 2010

Fart Fisting 

The act of collecting the fart in your fist and then releasing it near your nose to enjoy the evanescent fumes while they last. Usually performed when someone is alone.

Usually performed to get high when out of drugs.
"John you gotta find your bitchass some work instead of fart fisting on my couch all day!"

Matt ran out of stuff to get high on and then he finds about fart fisting!
Fart Fisting by fartmongrel September 28, 2011

Fart Wall 

When a victim walks into a rancid fart cloud face first and reacts as if they had walked into a wall by snapping their head back and making an uncomfortable face.
Matt: Wow, did you see that chick break her neck looking back at us?
Hugh: Nah, she just hit my fart wall.
* high five
Fart Wall by heffstar September 30, 2011