Fred Family

A Fred Family is a functional family that is 100% happy and content without any dysfunctions, typically consists of 2 parents and 3 children.

Ideally, a normal family has issues or grudges while a Fred Family is something most people don't have

"Why can't you hang out this weekend?"
"I'm playing board games with my family, it's very fun and we have a good time!"
"Dude you have such a Fred Family..."

by limdiforreal December 9, 2024

Alabama Family Mud Puddle

the typical shape of an incestuous family tree

The smiths' family tree looked something like an Alabama Family Mud Puddle.

by SovietKGB November 25, 2017

Family Reunion

When you and your cousin have a sleepover then you proceed to inserted your gummy stick inside her until you make some creme to fill her up like a jelly donut.

Just got back from a four hour family reunion in a Krispy Kreme bathroom.

by Slitty Sam May 3, 2019

Gullah Geechee Family

Gullah Geechee Family Known As “Dem Creole Ridas”Or GGF Is A Organized Crime Family Founded By Willie Frank Burks And Queen Lulu Gullah Geechee Family Can Be Founded In Areas Fayetteville Nc,South Carolina,Georgia And Florida Gullah Geechee Family Speak
broken English And Listen To Reggae Music

Dem gullah geechee family is dangerous crime family

by Gullahbwoy October 31, 2022

darawiish family

A darawiish family is a relative or kin who is dhulbahante

she darawiish family

by readyforthemoon55 September 6, 2020

Expanding family tree

The act of generations having offspring repeatedly

"You know honey you telling our daughter that all she needs her daddy or dad is Kind of bad. Because She would have to keep expanding family tree at some point. If it's in her 20s or what cus she like 19 now you know?"

by 459395 March 19, 2023

Family Reunion

The act of finding a wealthy family and starting with the youngest member. Kidnap them and rape them. Then go to the next youngest and repeat the process. Do this until you have the whole family and host a big orgy. Then take a family photo of the corpses using Ray Bans Meta AI glasses.

For thanksgiving this year we hosted a unique Family Reunion in Gatlinburg, Tennessee.

by Kole Fitzcharleson July 27, 2025