by Jah555 June 14, 2023

Noun - refers to the intense craving of Johnny Orlando’s penis ( Johnson ). This can affect anyone from age 12-92. So kids, parents and grandparents be sure to get your ur annual Johnson shots. it occurs most commonly with female tings, but males catch it pretty often as well. Anyone can be diagnosed with it from being in contact with johnny, or the mere sight of him.
Symptoms: constant thoughts of Johnny Orlando, weird urges to to swallow Johnson , weird thoughts about Johnson, stomach butterflies, hot flashes, betraying your friends to obtain johnson and cravings of Cheetos
How ever if you do catch Johnson fever there is no need to be alarmed, there are hundreds of cases of it a month. Unfortunately there have not been very many remedies for curing it yet. In fact som cases get worse. It’s recently been discovered that physical contact with Johnson could possibly leave you temporarily crippled after while craving johnson more. If you ever spot Johnson don’t be almarmed at it’s height of 8.5 inches , it will not harm you if you don’t get too close.
Symptoms: constant thoughts of Johnny Orlando, weird urges to to swallow Johnson , weird thoughts about Johnson, stomach butterflies, hot flashes, betraying your friends to obtain johnson and cravings of Cheetos
How ever if you do catch Johnson fever there is no need to be alarmed, there are hundreds of cases of it a month. Unfortunately there have not been very many remedies for curing it yet. In fact som cases get worse. It’s recently been discovered that physical contact with Johnson could possibly leave you temporarily crippled after while craving johnson more. If you ever spot Johnson don’t be almarmed at it’s height of 8.5 inches , it will not harm you if you don’t get too close.
by Johnsonfeverresearchcenter November 1, 2018

Person 1: "Hey bro found this new song and I can't stop listening to it"
Person 2: "Sounds cool dude just watch out for Song Fever"
Person 2: "Sounds cool dude just watch out for Song Fever"
by Malegirl May 19, 2025

Intense baby fever hitting in the early to mid-20s, where someone is consumed by the desire to have a baby soon.
by idontlikethisplace May 20, 2024

by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

When a person becomes loopy and lethargic. Behaviors include constant laughing and spacing out. This primarily happens at 8:00 pm when day turns to dusk.
"Oh god, I hope she doesn't get the 8 o'clock fever during dinner today"
"Oh shit, I think the 8 o'clock is coming on"
"Oh shit, I think the 8 o'clock is coming on"
by 8oclock May 9, 2018

Jack: “Yo Steve, wanna go to the park?”
Gary: “Sorry Jack, but Steve has croissant fever. He’s not going anywhere until he gets a croissant”
Gary: “Sorry Jack, but Steve has croissant fever. He’s not going anywhere until he gets a croissant”
by SchemeCap January 10, 2018
