douche chariot 

A vehicle for douchbags that have decided that they will not walk anymore...AKA hoverboard

wow that kid is riding a douche chariot

douche chariot by quesotaco August 29, 2016

Douche-schwé 

A bougie person with the characteristics of a douche bag

Donald Trump is a real Douche-schwé

Douche-schwé by PuertoRicanTexan14 July 4, 2016

Douche King 

Douche King

That pussy bitchass man is such a D.K., aka a Douche King.

Douche King by Cassiopeia04 December 19, 2016

douche cruise ship 

when someone has surpassed the level of douche canoe

wow, i didnt think he could do it, but he is no longer a douche canoe. He has reached the level of douche cruise ship.

douche cruise ship by dingledick69 April 6, 2017

douche ganoush 

A socially deficient, morally reprehensible, or intellectually inferior person. The term implies a variety of negative qualities, specifically unwarranted arrogance and levels of inadequacy that exceed classification as a Douche, a Douchebag, a Douche Nozzle, or an Über-scrote.

The caller was such a douche ganoush.

douche ganoush by Therealrichardcranium June 3, 2017

Douche-noodle

A cross between a douchebag and a wet noodle

Look at that douche-noodle who cut us off ?? Now they’re driving in front of us like, a granny driving home from Sunday church.

Douche-noodle by Kel82 January 13, 2018

douche elitist 

A person who has the douchebag disease!

A person who is a chronic douchebag as douche elitist.

douche elitist by Seminolemike September 26, 2018