Dong and Ditch

Provide the long dong and then ditching that bi*tch off your long shlong.

Once my dong starts to itch, I know it’s time to dong and ditch.

by Under rated February 28, 2021

ding donged

To ring someone's doorbell with their penis.

Bro, I ding donged the teacher yesterday.

by Wordsarereal April 13, 2016

Dong

A device that makes a "dong" noise and once you hear the noise, every school in a kilometre radius explodes. It is otherwise used as a pedophile alarm system and all pedos will hear this alarm.

Person 1:"did you hear about that massive dong incident that killed 1000's of kids?"
Person 2:"An explosion killed 1000 kids?"
Person 1:"I heard also that someone rang a dong and all the pedos invaded his house."

by Linjin November 9, 2022

Hood Ding Dong Ditch

A normal ding dong ditch except instead of ringing the doorbell, one kicks the door in

Oh shit, that n/gga hood ding dong ditched us!

by Jerome🥸 June 1, 2021

Dong Dong Wong Bong bing bon

AKA know as 2D 1W 3B. or DOUBLE DS W TRIPLE BS
1- When a girl is feeling horny for another girls tits. You might think that bc this word has DONG in it that it is about a male but no.
2- When guys are gay they are called GAY WADS but girls are lesbian they are called DONG DONG WONG BONG BING BON

EWWWWW I wish Hayley wasn't a Dong Dong Wong Bong Bing Bon so she would take the big DDDDDD!!

ORRRR
Last night Hayley was feeling my tits!!! "Omg she was doing the Dong Dong Wong Bong Bing Bon!!!!!!!"

by AYOOOOO LIL RARI!!!! June 19, 2019

Dong Banger

Synonymous with doppelgänger. In other words, a person that looks like someone else.

Pamela saw Austins Dong Banger working across the hall.

by Spanish Flame November 10, 2021

Ding Dong Doofus Fuck

A name fitting those who do stuff like going outside in the winter without a coat and complain about how cold it is.

George: When I jumped in the ocean no one told me I was gonna get soaked!
Joe: you Ding Dong Doofus Fuck

by Incognito_Man January 11, 2021