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Dong

A popular name for the male phallus, brought back into the spotlight by erectile enthusiasts, Numan.com with their tv advert entitled 'call it what you will', declared the 'best ever advert' by the flaccid men of Twitter.
That unbranded viagra really brought my dong back to life!

I took a few blue pills and couldn't believe how hard my dong was!
by oldhag89 March 1, 2022
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Dong Rule

If you lose to a donkey kong when you are donky kong in Smash, you can never use donkey kong again.
The dong rule is the dong rule, I will never use donkey kong again.
by Wonzly January 15, 2022
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double schlong dong

When your girl gets it in the vage and anus
Dude1: how was your sex last night
Dude2: oh, john came over and we gave her the double schlong dong
by Analnuke April 15, 2018
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Funky Dong

"Damn, thats a real funky dong!"
by TrashbinsRcool December 14, 2023
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Dong

Big pp in my mouth *moan* cum lol on my butt lol nerd bozo suck my penis
by Dong in my mouth 69 February 12, 2022
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backward dong spank

When a man backs up to a female naked (butt to butt) and they both bend forward with legs slightly spread apart and he bends his penis until it slaps spanks her pussy repeatedly.
Was thinking about you and doing the backward dong spank.
by Trixie9 February 25, 2020
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zhao dong

A kind, smart, respectful, and handsome man. Very caring to his love ones, always help people in needs without hesitation. Hardworking and family oriented. Zhao dong is everyone's ideal man. In relationship, he is indeed a Green flag and love his partner purely. 💚
"Wow! so Handsome, who's that?"
"That's Zhao dong!"
by Aava July 18, 2022
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