muff crust

The stuff on an STD riddled vagina. Usually with dry inflammation stuck to it, warts, bumps, the works...

I was gonna fuck that ho for 10 bucks, but her panties were covered in DRY muff crust. She prolly had Clap or someting.

by malimal May 24, 2007

crustymcflyeeng

The piece of toilet paper combined with shit, plucked pubic hairs that acquire around the asshole.

Fuck, no matter how much I wipe I cant get these crustymcflyeengs off my shithole.

Did you see the crustymcflyeens that collected in my underwear?

by MoFo December 21, 2004

crushyboo

one's crush. someone u really are diggin. someone that u feel emo about when ur in ur room in dark while its raining, thinking.

Martín really lykes dis chica. buh. he doesnt want her to know. so she is his crushyboo.

by JJDX November 24, 2007

Crust hussy

A person, typically female, from the region of Crest in East County, San Diego that dates an inordinate number of guys in a short amount of time.

"That girl is a Crust Hussy. She's dated all my friends in the past 4 months."

by Steven Hart April 29, 2008

Sexual Crustaceans

Otherwise known as crabs, sexual crustaceans are obtained from doing the dirty with a someone dirty. Sexual crustaceans itch at the pores of hair that are infected and can only be killed by medicated shampoo.

Yo raw-dogged that dirty ass hooker and she gave me some of her sexual crustaceans.

by Umass Lowell Leitch Basement November 22, 2009

a crust

Someone who is crusty af

Carol is such a crust

by Boatsnhoes... January 14, 2020

Upper-Crust

1. The crusty, often hard-to-reach mucous found just behind the cartilage of the wealthy elite.

2. One who holds his or her nose high above everyone else in such great disdain, allowing septal mucosa to solidify in such a way.

3. A member of the Wealthy Elite (often of "old money") who treats others as though they were mere peasants born into (and destined to remain in) servitude.

Jill, though a modest girl, always knew she was destined for greater things. Though, she was always reluctant to accept any promotion that might benefit her in such a was to classify her as over-privileged, or upper-crust. The mere thought of it left the bitterest taste in her mouth.

by TSVandenberg November 22, 2011