Why did the condom cross the road?

Because it was pissed off

'Why did the condom cross the road?' Is a original joke that I created. Definitely didn't copy from anywhere

by Notmelol123 April 22, 2022

crossing over

1. death, often the polite proposal of such.
2. entering a new part of life or major event.

1. "maaan sometimes i hate living" "have you tried crossing over yet"
2. "you've really crossed over now"

by rabiescat January 27, 2024

Cross Dubs

Aggressively humping with your arms in a crossed position on the dube’s waist

Stissi cross dubbed the shit out of Mariella

I can’t walk up right after all those cross dubs I caught last night

There are many ways to cross dub
For example:
Secret cross dubs in the corner of the bar

3 second cross dubs in the hotel room

They were catching Sakura Japan cross dubs

I saw them in the middle of the dance floor cross dubbing all over the place

by CrossDubs4Lyfe July 9, 2022

mushroom cross

A mushroom stamp from a priest #BlessEm

He tried to be a nice guy by letting a drunk friend sleep-over, but he woke up with a sweaty mushroom cross.

by PhtephenOneTwoTree August 28, 2018

apple crossing

A section in a road which apples can roll across, Illegal in 121 countries only supported in Siberia

Mind the apple crossing dear

by Thefurry101 November 4, 2015

cross eyed crippler

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.

That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.

by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016

The Californian Crossing

When two people are about to make out and the thrid person jumps between them and get smooshed by both of the them at the same time.

Why are you so horny?

I just succeded with The Californian Crossing.

by Chocolatemuncher May 25, 2019