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Awesome crap

When you take a shit, wipe, and your arsehole is already clean. That is an awesome crap and legend has it that it brings good luck.
Bob: I just took a dump, wiped my hind end, NOTHING....Clean TP WTF. I think I need to call a doctor.

Bob's friend John: you're fine, it's called an awesome crap and it means you're going to have a great day. You're welcome.
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throws crap

The same thing as "blows balls" or "sucks ass" except used if children or Christians are around.
Aw man! This new guy throws crap at his job! He fucking sucks! Oh shit, you're Christian my bad! And I forgot it was bring your kid to work day, so your 8 year old son heard that too. (son starts crying)
by slenderMAN666777 October 21, 2021
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crap lap

The sexual act where the woman starts doing anal and right when the man orgasm she shits on his lap
Man me and my girl tried the crap lap it was awesome
by yeetusfeetus February 7, 2021
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Creepin' crap

Playing creeps on the iphone while taking a shit.
Hey Courtney I just had the biggest creepin' crap session.
by creepererererer September 2, 2011
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Crap-struck

Like lightning-struck but with crap (i.e. unsatisfactory)
However, unlike lighting, crap often does strike twice in the same place.
Guy1: You know last year's crap-struck disco party we went to?
Guy2: Yeah it really sucked!
by Raffik November 3, 2007
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Over this crap

An exclamation of wanting to be rid of a problem or situation. Can be used as a 1st or third person expression.
1st person: My car battery just died after getting it from the shop, I am so friggin over this crap!

3rd person: Stacy's kid is always sick, she is so ready to be over with this crap.
by SaphirePhil January 16, 2019
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Crap

A word used sometimes when people are frustrated, or they are talking about numero dos, or they are talking about something of extremely poor quality. Fun Fact: Did you know that the person who invented the toilet was named Thomas Crapper??? If you don't believe me, look it up.
WHAT THE CRAP! DID YOU CRAP YOUR PANTS?! You get the idea.
by Skittlelovesdictionary May 19, 2023
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