Pussy crack

The crack between your ass crack and your bush or bald eagle

Dude, my thong is creepin up my pussy crack!!!

by Amanda and Sierra April 3, 2005

pageant crack

Pixie sticks, used by bovine pageant moms who want to give their freaky-looking offspring an edge over the competition.

Pageant crack, as seen on "Toddlers and Tiaras".

by starla25 February 8, 2012

crack flappin

the involuntary body movements made after being up for more than 2 days on crack

please dont send kelly to the store... she is crack flappin all over the place.

by c~mamie December 3, 2007

crack coma

A long period of sleep, that occurs after a crack-cocaine binge.

That ho's in a crack coma, after partying with Artie Lange.

by krazykillakomedy January 27, 2010

crack stabber

a homosexual

Look out for that guy he is a crack stabber.

by zenpuppetmonkey April 11, 2009

Sack Crack

The male version of cameltoe.

Yo dude did you see that girl's cameltoe??
Nah but that guys sack crack was pretty bad..

by ZenTai2484 August 6, 2017

canyon crack

When someone's ass cheeks are so far apart that their crack is a fucking canyon.....

You've heard about uniboob, now what about canyon crack?

by @lukeperuke June 1, 2018