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Standard Microwave Cooking Time (SMCT)

n. to disregard listed microwave oven instructions and instead use a personalized set time to heat any and all microwaveable food items
I can't find the box for the popcorn so I'll just use standard microwave cooking time (SMCT) and hope it doesn't burn.
by jblax March 20, 2017
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Pajama Cooking Date

It’s cooking with a lot of seduction mixed in. The seduction level is heightened making your cooking date more hot, steamy, grown and very sexy. Wearing sexy lingerie and pajamas only adds another layer giving it a more intimate and romantic vibe. Kissing, nibbling and touching along with some sensual food tasting while cooking can ultimately take it to a more passionate level.
Danielle: I brought some sexy lingerie for my date with Jaylen tonight.

Bree: Sexy lingerie for a date?

Danielle: Jaylen and I are having a pajama cooking date instead of a cooking date.

Bree: Wearing sexy lingerie will definitely give your date an added sex factor.
by Starving Artist246 April 14, 2025
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cooking mom

The main person who leads all cooking adventures.
Iris is the cooking mom of the group

"Cooking mom, What do we do?"
by Iris Wynter September 13, 2017
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Cooked

Someone who is absolutely blitz e.g, bro you're cooked did you rinse a 24 pack or hit the glass barbie?

Also someone who has no idea what the fuck is going on l.
Sup Cory what the fuck are you talking about... bro you are fucken cooked have you been on the glass barbie again?
by DR Tipple September 5, 2021
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Cooky (Captain Cook)

The best bloke in the world. He smiles while playing drums and does anything for his mates and family. He loves to captain his boat and band. Can party hard and loves a Cook. Won’t let anyone sleep while over the kitchen is open. Cooky is an abbreviated version of Captain Cook.
You see someone partying hard. And you say to your mates. “Is that Cooky (Captain Cook)
The drummer from a band is smiling while he drums so you call him Cooky (Captain Cook)
You see the captain of a boat switch over to the second battery to keep the cook going for his mates party, the boat doesn’t start so you call him “Cooky (Captain Cook)
by DeadEyeDano April 19, 2023
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Cooked

Cooked; washed ,fucked. if you’re doing somthing stupid it means you’re cooked. If your in a tricky or bad situation then would be
Random Donny: what happened fam

Cooked Donny: I dropped the zoot Down the

drain

Random donny: your cooked
by Reeeeeaaal General April 13, 2024
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ridge cook

a disgusting gross piece of lard. if you ever run in to someone like this go the other way. His stench will make your eyes water, along with his dirty fingernails. one word for this dude GROSS....
Ew.. Did you see Ridge Cook in the hallway today?.... I so ran the other way.
by girl890 November 16, 2018
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