irish cowboy

Combination of a Harlem Hangover and Clevland steamer while having a potato inserted in the anus

I think I might be sick, I can't breath and when I do it smells like shit and potatoes?
Nah, you were Irish Cowboyed last night.

by Queefenator September 8, 2016

cocaine cowboy

drug runner

if you want to be more effective in the drug wars, listen to Marshall Zhukov and kill not only the cocaine cowboy but also all people in the United States who produce and/or distribute the drugs, but don't consume said drugs themselves.

by Sexydimma December 31, 2016

spanish cowboy

When a man sits on a woman's stomach while sticking his dick in between her tits and fucks her tits until he cums on her face.

Bro I was giving my girl a Spanish cowboy last night and I completely covered her face!

by IDefinenow June 7, 2017

Water Cowboy

One who is constantly on the water or wishes they were

You're just a real Water Cowboy

by Orange Crush July 11, 2017

twitter cowboy

Typically a term used in southern, back-country states (mostly Texas), where a boy dresses and acts like a cowboy even though they live in the middle of town. Boys like this usually flex on girls, and are the fuckboys of the south. To spot a twitter cowboy, look for the paisley button down shirts and mullets. Twitter cowboys periodically post pictures of themselves, their trucks, their political opinions, and the parties they go to on twitter.

Wow that kid over there is kinda hot. Too bad he's a dumbass twitter cowboy with no common sense.

by Freekarl September 20, 2017

horny cowboy

A man with an abundance of joy in his pants. Men named Matt are often defined as such. Favorite positions are cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. Let the women ride until they're warm through before they hop off the saddle.

Did you see Matt the other day? Yeah he's a horny cowboy!! That girl would not get off his saddle.

by horneeslutt69 September 27, 2017

johnathan conroy

A fucking retard who looks like a toenail and calls people shmeet thinking hes something he's not

"Yo look at that retarted kid going around calling people a shmeet "
"he must be a johnathan conroy

by guy 7 787878w April 20, 2018