The thickest most voluptuous ass you will ever encounter. His veiny cock is so massive it has been compared to the Hindenburg. Unequivocal, undefeated reining champion of the sex olympics.
Did you hear Steven Clark electrocuted a student to death for being 3 seconds late to class?!!
Damn bro his cock has infinite electrical resistance..
Damn bro his cock has infinite electrical resistance..
by Kuhm lord November 29, 2021
Get the Steven Clark mug.Old poo that has a broken arm and claims disability from the government lazy and can't get any girls because, well, he's him lol.
What an old pooooooooooooo
What an old pooooooooooooo
(Adam) oh hey, govenment
(Govenment) OMG DONT CALL U MAKE US POOR
(Adam Clarke) Ye, I so lazy brrrrrrrrr
(Govenment) OMG DONT CALL U MAKE US POOR
(Adam Clarke) Ye, I so lazy brrrrrrrrr
by Haha lazy adam December 1, 2021
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This guy is also a certified lover boy. A Ryan Clark is the type of dude to stay in Jacksonville for another night just because he’s a lover boy. Definitely wanna stay clear from this guy because he sells so much it’s not even funny. Cant rely on him for pro am, or most games to be honest, because he’s always gonna be like “I’m getting off” or “You aggravate me” after saying the slightest thing.
This guy is also a certified lover boy. A Ryan Clark is the type of dude to stay in Jacksonville for another night just because he’s a lover boy. Definitely wanna stay clear from this guy because he sells so much it’s not even funny. Cant rely on him for pro am, or most games to be honest, because he’s always gonna be like “I’m getting off” or “You aggravate me” after saying the slightest thing.
“Yo, I just met this guy his name is Ryan clark”
“Ryan Clark? Bro stay away from him, he sells all the time”
“Ryan Clark? Bro stay away from him, he sells all the time”
by Jdog3002 January 11, 2022
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by jasjas123 January 27, 2022
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by Some guy who knows all January 4, 2022
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Zaden Clarke: Does anyone want to be my friend :(
Random person: I'll be your friend
Zaden Clarke: Yay my first real friend!!
Random person: I'll be your friend
Zaden Clarke: Yay my first real friend!!
by anonymous February 27, 2022
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