The strange occurrence of a man with a very small penis going to go to the toilet and finding that he urinates in two different directions. Etymology: "a fork in the road" + "chode"
Bob: My mate's knob is so small, and not only that but he gets a fork in the chode like every time he goes to bathroom.
Rob: That's so disgusting, but weird, and actually kind of arousing.
Rob: That's so disgusting, but weird, and actually kind of arousing.
by TheFoulestBeastOfThemAll October 30, 2011
1. The art of sucking a hairy man's short fat dick.
2. Something you call someone for being a dumbass
2. Something you call someone for being a dumbass
by The Apache April 21, 2016
by Urbandefinitions123454331 April 02, 2015
A chode broker is one who partakes in the buying and selling of chodes, in some cases for financial gain.
Person 1: Dude, I just hooked up with your ex girlfriend!
Person 2: Dude, you know what you are? You're a chode broker.
Person 2: Dude, you know what you are? You're a chode broker.
by peetypablo December 31, 2011
typically one who likes to sell used cars and watches porn. this type of person, man or female, usually has a mustache.
That guy looks like a chode mageister.
by lilbugga February 09, 2009
by GunterThePenguin April 18, 2019
by mikelindseyAKRONOHIO330 February 21, 2010