Canadian Bus Ride

To be beheaded by a madman and have your head displayed to fellow passengers

"I'm just catching a ride from Edmonton to the circus in Winnipeg" said circus boy.

"Yeah, a Canadian bus ride" said madman holding a large knife

by Bill Greenwood September 03, 2008

Canadian Two-Step

After one performs the Cleveland Steamer, he dances around, preferably to a Nickelback song.

"I did the Canadian two-step last night!",
"Were you dancing to Nickelback?",
"Of course!"

by Beeeeeeeeeee123 April 26, 2010

Canadian pole cleaning

A sex act where you fill a girls vagina who is having her period with water (or any other substance) then holding it there for 3-4 minutes, then sucking it dry thus making Canadian pole cleaning

Ah man I gave Janet Canadian pole cleaning yesterday, I almost got sick and there was blood everywhere

by PurpleDlido May 27, 2018

canadian n-word

Nickelback

we were talking about our favorite bands & Chad dropped the Canadian N-Word

by Frank Beans 2020 October 03, 2019

French Canadian Kiss

Like French kiss but more polite and dyed, often follows by an apology.

We were kissing last night.
French?
No, it was French Canadian Kiss I was very nice and I said sorry at the end since she’s my aunt.

by Justin True Tho March 14, 2022

Canadian Brown Shower

When you empty a whole bottle of maple syrup into your asshole, then continue to squat over and release it on your partner like they're an overdone pancake from ihop.

"The syrup came out slower than molasses when I was giving her a Canadian Brown shower last night."

by Hasasha May 14, 2023

Canadian Snow Blower

A Canadian Snow Blower is when your partner takes a sip from a 7-Eleven Slushie then proceeds to give you a blowjob.

My friend Mitch gave me a Canadian Snow Blower in the back of a 7-Eleven.

by The Sus Bus Driver September 29, 2019