Canadian Two-Step

After one performs the Cleveland Steamer, he dances around, preferably to a Nickelback song.

"I did the Canadian two-step last night!",
"Were you dancing to Nickelback?",
"Of course!"

by Beeeeeeeeeee123 April 26, 2010

Canadian Close line

Covering your arm in maple syrup. Then fisting a girl in the vaginia or ass hole

Wow that Canadian Close Line really got my asshole sticky.

by BH4774 February 9, 2014

Canadian Moose Platter

The act in which a large, hairy man, takes a shit on their partners chest. Afterwards the man sits on the chest and rides his partner like a moose until they climax. This act is mainly done by homosexuals.

Mike: "Did you hear about Brett giving Sommer a Canadian Moose Platter?"

Douglas: "Oh that's nasty."

Sommer: "Don't knock it til you try it."

by awbatman500 May 8, 2014

Canadian Love Letter

A disgusting, yet gentle and highly effective manner of showing disappointment by shitting on the hood of another's car.

justice revenge Canada's #1 export poo

Stuart considered firebombing the home of his former manager, but wisely thought a good ol' Canadian Love Letter would serve justice most apropo.

by harveymushman September 21, 2014

Canadian rough rider

The act of using maple syrup as lubrication. Makes some sticky sweet love making.

Yeah last night we did the Canadian rough rider... made her ass taste much better

by Ddubs September 30, 2014

Canadian Oil Change

The diarrhea one gets after consuming too much poutine.

Oh man, I ate two orders of poutine and then dropped a Canadian oil change in the bathroom

by Asstastrophy August 28, 2016

Canadian Moose party

The act of covering ones penis in maple syrup, buying a moose, and having the moose lick it off while enticing it with a carrot in its asshole.

I went on vacation this weekend and had a Canadian moose party

by Thundercuntblaster October 25, 2016