Canadian Bus Ride

To be beheaded by a madman and have your head displayed to fellow passengers

"I'm just catching a ride from Edmonton to the circus in Winnipeg" said circus boy.

"Yeah, a Canadian bus ride" said madman holding a large knife

by Bill Greenwood October 20, 2008

Canadian Two-Step

After one performs the Cleveland Steamer, he dances around, preferably to a Nickelback song.

"I did the Canadian two-step last night!",
"Were you dancing to Nickelback?",
"Of course!"

by Beeeeeeeeeee123 April 26, 2010

Canadian Wind Tunnel

The act of defecating into a hairdryer, turning it on the owner, turning it on and blasting faeces all over the holder

James was so wasted last night, I found him in the bathroom covered in his own shit, holding a hair dryer. Must have been a Canadian Wind Tunnel.

by nestegg November 20, 2020

Canadian Wildfire Smoke

noun, a fart after eating spicy food while someone who just took a bong rip is rimming you

Bobby and I went to Taco Bell last night and then back to my place, and while he was rimming me I blew Canadian wildfire smoke in his face

by AncientR June 8, 2023

canadian seal hunt

Finding a girl with an incredibly hairy pussy.

This weekend me and the boys are going to collect pelts on a great Canadian seal hunt

by Steak McCool January 18, 2018

Canadian lawn mower

A snowplough.

Not enough room in the garage to store a Canadian lawn mower and park the car, too.

by bzmummy May 11, 2016

Canadian fire sex

After two canadians split a tim hortons they sit on a fire and have sex.

Oh yeah dude they totally had canadian fire sex.

by Sirbadbrad April 17, 2020