Lobeless Cunt

Term used to described a fucking ugly bloke who is deformed and is missing an earlobe. In general, people dont like lobeless cunts and they can be dangerous mythical creatures. The missing earlobe is often the result of the father eating the baby's earlobe, making this person disabled

Liam: Oi geoff
Geoff: What do you want you fucking lobeless cunt dog
Liam: What happened to my earlobe?
Geoff: Got hungry a while back

by BigMarto November 16, 2020

nosey cunt

someone who has nothing to do but read everyone's myspace comments.

lets be a nosey cunt and read sophie's comments

by russelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll December 24, 2008

Cunt Blocker

A person (female) who intentionally or unintentionally stops the progress of another female getting her game on.

Female-specific variant of "Cock Blocker"

Definition rooted from MrTea6's definition of Cock Blocker.

"Wow Regina is such a cunt blocker; she kissed Aaron Samuels at his Halloween party!" Cady

by I_Love_hooters January 3, 2005

Nigger Cunt

The worst thing you could call anybody; the most derogatory remark in the English language.

Person 1:
You're acting like a little bitch right now.

Person 2:
Well you're a Nigger Cunt.

by NiggerDickChallange January 24, 2011

cunt muffin

n. Used to describe someone who is a failure at life in general. Second most creative insult ever (see cock juggling thunder cunt).

see also: fuckwit,assmunch,twat waffle,fucktard

Person 1: You know what? You're a fucktard.
Person 2: Shut up, assface
Person 1: Bitch tit!
Person 2: Fuckwit!
Person 1: Twat waffle!
Person 2: CUNT MUFFIN!
*silence*
Person 3: Damn... you got served

by MasterSheep August 30, 2005

Gilded Cunt

A woman/girl that a majority of men will find very attractive, however she will harbour various diseases and creates numerous social dilemmas.

"Dude, Cait is such a fucking Gilded Cunt, stay away from the bitch!"

by Ricky's Malice December 2, 2004

cunt kiss

A sexy, passionate kiss shared by two women.

The room buzzed with excitement when Mike's wife Bonnie shared a very public cunt kiss with Mary Jane at midnight of the New Year's Eve party.

Aunt Angie took advantage and gave her sister's little 10 year old daughter Lindy her first experience of a cunt kiss.

by july41944 August 13, 2009