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crap ap

Any application that does not perform well or has a high failure rate
Yeah, that face matching program don't work fer shit! it's a crap ap!
by Thor Conner February 1, 2010
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crap

by me big brain June 5, 2021
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Fap crap

Leftover "stuff" from you fapping. You don't clean and it eventually dries up onto the floor/bed/whatever.
I gotta clean my bed. I've got so much fap crap on those sheets...
by Retard_Ryan March 9, 2023
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Crap shoot

An evolution of the word crap chute; English slang for the ceramic toilet. Only in today’s case it is often referred to flushing money on games of chance.
Sexual reproduction is nothing more than a genetic crap shoot.
by Oshra October 13, 2018
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by elaboratescanner04 October 11, 2023
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Crap Bag

A gift Exchange among freinds and family of gifts that range from whimsical to humorous to just plain crappy.
The tradition began in the late 1900's with a selection of gifts consisting of common items with humorous notes attached. Typically the crap bag exchange is conducted during the Holiday season. Two decks of cards are required. One deck is evenly distributed among all persons present. Cards are drawn from the second deck and the person holding the matching card picks a present from the pile or steals a present that another person already chose from the pile. Once all presents are taken, they are opened and enjoyed or traded.
by DavesBrotherInLawMark December 28, 2013
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crap-pambic pentameter

A play-on for "iambic pentameter," a poetry term describing the lilt of syllables in literature. Commonly used when rappers/hip-hop "artists" throw together words that rhyme, but do not form or allude to a cohesive thought.
"Hey, listen to this new song I wrote, "Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way.Bring me a beer, hey!'"

"Yeah, that's crap. Nice use of crap-pambic pentameter tho."
by pseuzieq December 25, 2009
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