New England Cowboy

Someone who dresses like a cowboy without having ever seen a cow or lived in the country.

"Hey, you see that guy with the bolo tie and the riding boots? I wonder if he's from Texas."
"Nah, he's from Boston--total New England cowboy."

by alexseymour October 26, 2014

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Won-Ton Cowboy Hat

When a woman's vagina your head and neck whole getting a Chinese massage.

Man she climbed on the table, started rubbing my back & gave me a Won-Ton Cowboy Hat.

by Lib-Lab June 9, 2017

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Rooty Tootin' Cowboy Shootin'

The act of leaving all of your friends to go play Red Dead Redemption 2. Yeah, fuck all of y'all who do that.

"Hey guys, I'm gonna go Rooty Tootin' Cowboy Shootin', peace bitches!"
"Awww fuck off"
"Dude fuck you"
"Eat a dick"

by Keroger May 30, 2019

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10 day cowboy

Where a city boy dresses up as a cowboy for the 10 days of Cheyenne Frontier Days, but after it's all over they relentlessly bully all the real cowboys.

Hey there's a 10 day cowboy over there

by Yeahboycowboy July 25, 2019

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When you drive to work and someone drives like an out of control cowboy and almost kills himself and everyone around him and then you get to the red light and that asshole is there along side you !! Boy you got far !!!!

Driving like a cowboy gets you nowhere fast !!

by anonymous May 6, 2021

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