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Well chop off my head, and shit down my neck!

An indication of genuine, but not extreme, shock or surprise. Best said in a Southern accent.

More savvy users can infuse the phrase with sarcastic meaning, as a variant of "Duh!"
Well chop off my head, and shit down my neck!
by mbryo_ January 24, 2011
mugGet the Well chop off my head, and shit down my neck!mug.
The act of “helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch” is when you are naked flex sealed to a ceiling fan spinning like a helicopter, while your girls under you cock in mouth. meanwhile chop is sitting by the door watching as he flicks the light switch.
last night alexis wanted to try the “helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch”… now my cock hurts.
by pu$$y $layer69 February 19, 2022
mugGet the helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switchmug.

Chopped

yo why is julian so chopped
by fentgooner72 May 7, 2025
mugGet the Choppedmug.

Lamb chopped

To say something is ‘lamb chopped’ means it’s really awesome/cool/ an achievement. A derivation of the word ‘goated’, where goat stands for greatest of all time.
Dude 1: Bro I just got into my dream uni
Dude 2: that’s lamb chopped my g well done
by pengboi23 April 20, 2021
mugGet the Lamb choppedmug.

dustin my pork chop

You spit a lougie in your girls mouth, she spits it on your Johnson and continues to jerk u off or screw.
B***h Gonna be Dustin my pork chop later
by Phsycobob5150 July 23, 2022
mugGet the dustin my pork chopmug.

chopped and screwed

Over with
Not happening
He asked me to front him $600 that shit is chopped and screwed he doesn’t pay anyone back.
by big gheski October 19, 2022
mugGet the chopped and screwedmug.

Chopped Cheese

Known as CC or Double C. The CC determines if one is worthy of consuming the CC.
I am worthy of the Chopped Cheese; you are not worthy of the Chopped Cheese.
by Kobeoverlebron March 27, 2024
mugGet the Chopped Cheesemug.

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