chode face

Someone who has a fat and short head. Also, their nose may look like a little chode.

Samantha is a chode faced freak.

by GunterThePenguin April 18, 2019

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chode load

A load of sperm from a person with a chode finishing after having sex or jerking off

That kid mike lindsey gave off a huge chode load to that fat chick last night.

by mikelindseyAKRONOHIO330 February 21, 2010

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Mr. Chode is the kind of person that you would find scrounging your basement floors for a can of SpaghettiOs or looking at your beautiful newborn daughter through the downstairs windows. A Mr. Chode is often blonde short and likes football.

"That guy over there won't stop looking at your daughter, be careful he looks like a Mr. Chode.

by Muffinstuffer14 May 25, 2016

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gillie-chode

1. someone who has a distinctive facial or physical feature that is funny looking.

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2. someone who is being a nuisance or a pest at a party, or social event.

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it can be used also as a pick me up for close friends.

Look at that funny gillard walking on the sidewalk!

Damn, look at that dude in Hot Topic, that gillie-chode needs to take it down a notch.

This party is going to be busted if those gillie dont calm down over there!

Dont worry gill , everything will be okay.

by lyndsey and caitlin January 6, 2009

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a fork in the chode

The strange occurrence of a man with a very small penis going to go to the toilet and finding that he urinates in two different directions. Etymology: "a fork in the road" + "chode"

Bob: My mate's knob is so small, and not only that but he gets a fork in the chode like every time he goes to bathroom.

Rob: That's so disgusting, but weird, and actually kind of arousing.

by TheFoulestBeastOfThemAll October 30, 2011

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