Topsham Can Crusher

The act of masturbating with an arizona iced-tea can in a public school bathroom.

Barry: Did you hear about those two new girls from texas?
Jerry: Yeah they were performing a Topsham Can Crusher on each other

by Smegma Pirate May 20, 2010

I can lean to that

Phrase to signify agreement inspired by Down’s ‘Lean Like a Cholo’

1: Dude? Sonic?
2: I can lean to that

by lotuspanda March 13, 2009

Canned food Friday

Cans that are given out to a child every Friday of the week

It’s canned food friday

by Can nigga July 19, 2018

Can I

a person who tends to be seen as a funny or misleading person; usually seen as loud, obnoxious, and irrelevant to important life situation.

Have anyone seen the Can I who caused that big uproar downtown in the park?
Or tripple can I, or Deluxe can I!

by Bri Bettard February 8, 2009

sexy can i

a question meaning.. WOW your hot can I get with you? It can be taken as a compliment, or question.

Connor walks into Marie's room while getting ready for the club. She looks hot and
Connor say, " wow sexy can I"
Marie say, "Please do"
Then they screw

by agent 907 August 11, 2008

snuff can tittys

a chick that has huge nipples, resembling a snuff can

beuheit?! i saw her on welfare beach once. shes that bitch with them snuff can tittys!

by paul benito thompson June 2, 2008

The empty soda can

After creaming in a girl you douche out her vagina. Then you drink the liquid from the douching.

I just gave my girlfriend the empty soda can.

by dlanodJ January 13, 2009