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Topsham Can Crusher

The act of masturbating with an arizona iced-tea can in a public school bathroom.
Barry: Did you hear about those two new girls from texas?
Jerry: Yeah they were performing a Topsham Can Crusher on each other
by Smegma Pirate May 20, 2010
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she can play

She is really attractive, and I would like to have sex with her.
No way dude is Margot Robbie in this movie? She can play
by Peaszy April 26, 2021
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Shaking The Pringle Can

The act of engaging in male masturbation. The pringle can represents the subjects penis, while the shaking represents the motions made by the males hand to simulate a vagina and/or anus. During the shaking process, it is expected for the male to have some type of masturbation "material" such as a pornographic DVD or perhaps a pornographic magazine. The shaking process can last anywhere from a minute to over an hour, all depending on the situation.
Babe, I was shaking the pringle can all last night, but here's the sweet part, I didn't even use any masturbation material, I used thoughts brought from my spank bank.
by Mr. 1234 September 26, 2009
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Can I

a person who tends to be seen as a funny or misleading person; usually seen as loud, obnoxious, and irrelevant to important life situation.
Have anyone seen the Can I who caused that big uproar downtown in the park?
Or tripple can I, or Deluxe can I!
by Bri Bettard February 8, 2009
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sexy can i

a question meaning.. WOW your hot can I get with you? It can be taken as a compliment, or question.
Connor walks into Marie's room while getting ready for the club. She looks hot and
Connor say, " wow sexy can I"
Marie say, "Please do"
Then they screw
by agent 907 August 11, 2008
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snuff can tittys

a chick that has huge nipples, resembling a snuff can
beuheit?! i saw her on welfare beach once. shes that bitch with them snuff can tittys!
by paul benito thompson June 2, 2008
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The empty soda can

After creaming in a girl you douche out her vagina. Then you drink the liquid from the douching.
I just gave my girlfriend the empty soda can.
by dlanodJ January 13, 2009
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