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banger breakfast

When you make the most delicious breakfast served with coffee and you find a banger video to watch with the breakfast
“Come downstairs breakfast is ready”
“Alright, what’s for breakfast”
“Waffles with syrup and butter”
“Is there coffee
“Yes”
“Say less”
Goes on YouTube finds a tommy craze/poofesure video
BANGER BREAKFAST ALERT 🥳”
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Hot Breakfast 

When something is cool or the best.

AKA: FETCH
Did you see ? He's so fine! He's Hot Breakfast. I'd eat him up!
Hot Breakfast by nosferat29 May 31, 2021

Brexit Breakfast 

A brexit breakfast describes the first meal of the day that accompanies your 9 O'clock pint. Options for a valid brexit breakfast include: Traditional Full English, Steak and Kidney Pie, Egg McMuffin etc.
I woke up hungover this morning so I went to weatherspoons and ordered a Brexit Breakfast!
Brexit Breakfast by L777GMA June 22, 2021

Peegles Breakfast

Typically a group breakfast following a day, or days, of hard drinking with close friends with some folks being absent for various reasons including but not limited to: estranged lovers distracting them, working, sleeping, or being too cool for school.
Dude I’m so hungover, I can’t wait for our Peegles Breakfast so we can recover
Peegles Breakfast by Vtethers July 16, 2021

Jalapeño Breakfast 

Eating fresh Jalapeño in the morning to communicate with the afterlife.
Does Dave seem different lately? “Yeah he’s been more spiritual now that he practices jalapeño breakfast.”

kings breakfast 

Where a woman is straddling a man while having sex while also feeding him in the morning.
kings breakfast by Mtnbikeman67 September 5, 2021

hot breakfast 

when someone swallows your warm cum in the morning
Bro she literally did a hot breakfast earlier

Damn bro
hot breakfast by wolfhaley123 September 27, 2021