guilty boner

When you cant get a boner at other girls at a party because your penis feels guilty about your girlfriend.

"Dude, that girl in the skirt is so hot, I'd bang her"

"I wish I could, but I have a guilty boner"

"Sorry bro"

by Rainbowsandponies February 12, 2014

soft boner

When the males penis enlarges but failes to become "hard".

"Yo dude me and Jackie were gonna hit it off last night but I just kept getting soft boners!"

by UrbanDoctor69 January 4, 2017

Buddy Boner

A Buddy Boner is an erection that a man gets while hanging out with his male friends. It doesn't mean that he's gay; it just means that he's having a good time.

When Bill and Mark played poker together they each developed buddy boners. Man, were they ever having a good time.

by Chicago Jo September 25, 2006

Wrestler's Boner

When two males are wrestling and one has the sudden urge to erect his penis in the midst of grappling.

Tyrome was grappling Thomas during the wrestling match when all of a sudden, Thomas's Wrestler's Boner surprised Tyrome and Thomas got on top of him for a submission.

by TylerTurtle May 15, 2010

chic boner

the female equivalent to the male hard-on....

an aching feeling between a womans legs after waking up from a naughty dream or being around someone that turns them on....

by Girlzrfun December 2, 2003

Belly Boner

To have a intense craving for a certain type of food.

"I totally have a belly boner for some McDonalds right about now."

by NeroRenero December 17, 2009

Boner Fart

During a moment of extreme sexual daydreaming or during a masturbation session, the raging boner manually overrides all bodily functions. Resulting in a non-consented fart.

"I can't make it 5 minutes into that porno without a boner fart, the acting is that good."

by Ekim C Live September 6, 2013