boats

titties.

boats float

by Theonlythingw3needz August 6, 2022

Glorious Gravy Boat

A term of endearment designed acknowledge the high value of an item of others which does not resonate or have any desirable qualities to yourself .

(Derived from an antiquated decorative vessel for sauces that are essentially obsolete, which were collected at a point in American history)

Thomas: check out this badass limited edition Cowboys jersey I got signed by Dak Prescott!

Haley: That’s a glorious gravy boat! Go sports!

by vangloriousskookum January 18, 2023

Boat check

When you want to have a boat day but you don’t have a boat, so you hint at your friend Ben who does have a boat to see if we can take it out.

Man, It’s so hot out, I wish I had a boat. Let me do a boat check and see what options we have

by Cogjog June 6, 2022

Throat boat

Super lame awkward guy/super badads awesome guy

"You know paul?"
"I fucking hate paul hes such a throat boat/i fucking love paul hes such a throat boat"

by Koi_Fish_42 May 26, 2023

Gravy boat

Cupping your hand under your butthole in the shower and farting in the water, then throwing it at someone.

You better stop playing or I’m gonna hit you with the gravy boat.

by BigPapaTFresh November 12, 2023

Brotor Boat

When you motor boat a man’s balls.

While giving my man a blow job, I decided to get creative and brotor boat his balls.

by SmuglyRose March 13, 2022

The boat is sinking

Group yourselves in 3s, 4s, 5s, 6s, and so on!

The boat is sinking, so please group yourselves in fives or else you'll fall off!

by mintysparkly29 July 22, 2023