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shit the bed

Not just "fucking up really bad." Used to emphasize the way that the really bad fuck-up harms or humiliates the person who fucked up. The idea of shitting the bed is not just a) that the person intended to do one thing but instead laid a giant turd but also b) that the person laid that turd in their own bed and now has to lie in their bed of shit.
Darlene merely laid a turd by flunking the algebra test. Mike completely shit the bed when he cheated on the test and got caught and expelled from school.
by redhen1 October 12, 2022
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bed

where your parents start a whole new person
mom: hey wanna go in the bed ;)
dad: ok
by iguesswellneverknow1234___ April 17, 2023
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bag in bed

The art of doing copious amounts of cocaine in bed. More specifically, when fucking doggie style, throwing a large amount on the pillow for your partner and on his or her back for yourself!
When at the club you turn to your friend Kristina and say, “bag in bed”? Kristina replies, “oh yea Justin”!

Hey, how was last night? You reply, “bag in bed”!

Most frequently phrased, “Bag in bed”?
by TingTangWallaWallaBingBang November 6, 2018
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bed boxing

When you’re getting really freaky in bed and you suddenly start boxing eachother.
Man me and my girl was bed boxing last night son!😝
by Bedboxer May 9, 2018
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Bed Writer

A person that used scat or urain to write on the bed sheet
*Bed writer* Someone Who pisses on the bed.
by Rose koi June 1, 2022
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BED LOAF

When you stay in bed after a long day and night of partying to hard. As u fight a hangover and hugging a bottle of aspirin.
Last night was so crazy I'm going to be a bed loaf all day.
by raff the real February 24, 2019
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Lolita bed for Girls

A short-lived furniture offering from the former Woolworth PLC in the United Kingdom. Aimed at six-year-old ladies, the product was hastily withdrawn once someone actually thought to look up whom exactly "Lolita" was.
On 1 Feb 2008, bedroom furniture for young girls with the brand name Lolita was withdrawn by Woolworths following complaints. All irrelevant now, as Woolworths PLC went into administration on 27 January 2009 and was officially dissolved on 13 October 2015 - leaving no way to actually order the Lolita Bed for Girls.
by bitchuck August 30, 2024
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